i have so many questions
why is everyone at the beach on such a gloomy day
why are these people wearing clothes in the ocean
Every conversation with my mother EVER.
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
GO SIT IN THE FUCKING CORNER YOU MOTHERBURNER
one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”.
you cannot sit here and not reblog this shit.
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
straight dudes 100 percent of their lives
I didn’t think people like this actually existed
Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.
the no homo sapiens
I was just going to like and then that last comment